Nicolas Chartier Banned from the Oscars?

If you have seen the Hurt Locker you will know how good of a movie it is. You may also know that it is being nominated for Best Picture in tonight’s Oscars. What you may not know is that the producer, Nicolas Chartier, may very likely be banned from attending the Oscars. It is currently unknow if he will also be banned from the red carpet. If that sounds unfair then all the ninja has to say is that’s Hollywood for you. According to some reports the ban came when Nicolas Chartier began emailing Oscar voters appealing to them to vote for the Hurt Locker. Will this hurt the locker? Maybe but the ninja can sympathise. Avatar (while an entertaining movie) is only being nominated because it earned something like nine hundred million trillion dollars. While this makes it a success it doesn’t necessarily make it a Oscar worthy film. Which the Hurt Locker is. Nicholas just saw that his little movie needed a hand and he was able to give it. Still don’t feel too bad for him, the word on the street is that there will be a private party being thrown for him by the chair of William Morris Agency. It is estimated that around 100 people will be there. This doesn’t put him in too bad of a hurt locker.

Oscars 2010 Date And Time

Well it is that time again, time for the ninja to sit back with a big bowl of popcorn and settle down for a relaxing evening watching… The Oscars. That’s right it is time for the Oscar. So when will they be showing? Who will win, who will be the best dressed? Who will be the worst dressed? When do the Oscars start? Well the ninja can only answer one of those question, and it relates to the 2010 Oscars’ date and time. The 82nd Accadamy Awards starts today at 8 pm EST – 5 pmPST with the red carpet special, the actual show begins at 8:30 pm. The Oscars air on ABC and will be hosted by two vertrain actors, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. The category the ninja is going to be keeping an eye on this year is Best Picture. The interesting thing about this category in the 2010 Oscar is that there are a staggering 10 nominees. These include Avatar, Blind Side, The Hurt Locker, and Un in the Air to name a few. There are a lot of good actors and actresses that have been nomintated for their work. Some of these in clude, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Jeff Bridges, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman. Jeff has done some tramendous work throughout his career and the ninja thinks that it is time that he got some recognition. Even though he is up against some tough competition for Best Actor the ninja hopes he will come out the winner. Will he? Well you will only know if you watch the Oscars, and you know the time and date!

The Top 10 Worst Breakout Roles Ever

We all know that you have to work yourself half dead to get a foothold in Hollywood. And that doesn’t mean that all of those roles you get in the beginning are going to be memorable ones. But at the same time, some of the most popular actors would probably rather forget them. Make you forget them, and bury all copies of the movie in some deep dark hole where nobody will ever find them. Well somebody has found them, and now sit back and relax because the ninja has the Top 10 Worst Breakout Roles ever for your enjoyment. 10 – Arnold Schwarzenegger in Hercules in New York This was a slightly erotic movie, and the later action hero was left to play the famous Greek half-god that decides to travel to NY. Why else did you think that this Arnie movie was titled Hercules in New York? 9 – Kevin Bacon in Animal House Ok, don’t get the ninja wrong, there is nothing wrong with Animal House. But like all good movies there are bad roles, and that is what Kevin Bacon got stuck with after he took this super small (any annoying) part. Bigger roles were waiting for young Kevin, but until he found them it was back to waiting tables. 8 – Jim Carrey in Copper Mountain Before Jim Carrey was famous, or a grandpa he was in the less than good movie Copper Mountain. Ironically this really isn’t even a movie… You read right, it is more an hour and a half long commercial for the health resort Copper Mountain (which is no longer around) plus a country music video. Oh well, everyone has to start somewhere. This is where Jim Carrey started. 7 – Jennifer Aniston in Leprechaun You laughed with her on Friends, you enjoyed her in Love Happens and you screamed with her in Leprechaun. Ok, probably not, not unless you were under ten years old. If you are a fan of horror movies, or more fittingly horror comedies, you will probably like this movie. In fact a girl the ninja new was more into horror movies than anything else, when Jennifer began getting staring credit for this movie the girl got hot. Who else but Warwick Davis can be the star of a Leprechaun film? The answer is Jennifer Aniston! 6 – Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High If you know this movie then try and forget it. Sean Penn sure is. And while the ninja isn’t a big Penn fan, actually he isn’t a Pen fan at all, this movie is embarrassing. Just look at the cover of the box, if that isn’t enough to cause nightmares the ninja doesn’t know what can. 5 – David Hasselhoff in Revenge of the Cheerleaders Well all know how bad an actor David Hasselhoff can be. If you’ve ever heard him sing you might not think his acting is that bad. But there may be a reason for all of this, the first role David ever had was in the less than forgettable more than memorable (try and figure that one out) role in Revenge of the Cheerleaders. 4 – Adam Sandler in Going Overboard Have you seen this movie? If the answer is yes then you have the ninja’s sympathies. This is probably one of the worst movies of all time. There isn’t much more that can be said about it than that. 3 – Courtney Cox in Masters of the Universe Another former Friends star in another stinker of a movie. Do you remember He-man, the ninja isn’t talking about the new one, he means the early 80’s monstrosity with the inner plumbing of a grape. He-man was before the ninja’s time but he did get to see the movie. He considers himself to be very lucky. Now no form or torture has an effect on him, that being because this movie is so much worse. He still wakes up in a pool of sweat, this movie is really that bad. 2 – Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl There is nothing that can be said that can convey how very bad this movie is. Just look at the film’s soundtrack prominently displayed on the poster art. No, this movie probably cost many actors their career, luckily for Nicholas Cage he was able to weather the storm. 1 – Tie! Tom Hanks in Mazes & Monsters
Just when you thought that Tom Hanks had a spotless career along comes Mazes & Monsters. It is funny how this propaganda movie from 1982 (made-for-tv) can still actually be found on DVD today. Mazes & Monsters sure sounds a lot like Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t it? Actually, that is what the movie is “warning” people about. The movie follows along a group of college students that let their addiction to M&M’s fantasy world take over their lives. The only reason Tom Hanks is scared in this picture is because he saw what his future would have been like without this role. +10 HP! Sylvester Stallone in The Party at Kitty and Stud’s aka The Italian Stallion The ninja has heard mystical stories about this film. And if you are wondering why you’ve never heard of this movie it might be the fact that is actual a porno. Yes, you read right Sylvester Stallone’s first role was in the pornographic movie The Party at Kitty and Stud’s. Later on mush of the movie hit the cutting room floor and it became known as The Italian Stallion. Yikes, talk about a role you would want to forget!

Bachelor Finale 2010

Well the Bachelor 2010 has ofically wrapped up, who did Jake Pavelka choose? Non other than Vienna Girardi and now all that is left is to tie the knot. Honestly, this show isn’t for the ninja, the tackiness of it is almost too much for TV. And the fact that Jake Pavelka family had to make an appearance on the show to help him “decide” on the right bride is sort of sick. Yes, you’ve read correctly, it turned the ninja’s stomach just a little at the thought. Isn’t it up to Mr. Bachelor to make the choice, this is the person he is going to be spending “the rest of his life” with. Or is she more like a new car, maybe it is better to have your friends and family come and give her a test drive before you can make your decision. What more can you ask for in relaity TV? Was the 2010 Bachelor finale worth getting excited for? I don’t know any one that did. RTV is pretty much the bottom of the barrels as far as the ninja is concerned. It is cheap to produce and it draws far more viewers than normal television shows. It is pretty much a bankable bet for the producers and if it is really popular… Well, they can sell the rights internationally. No American Idol wasn’t created here in the U.S. it was imported from Britian. Yay! Will Jake Pavelka and his “true love” Vienna Girardi stay together? Does any one really care?